"7. The agony and the ecstasy of ordering some mozzarella sticks. Unless one of you steps up and goes straight for the buffalo wings right at the beginning (and God bless that person), there is going to be some completely superfluous hemming and hawing about whether or not you should all get a lil’ something to snack on. God damn you, beauty industry, for making us feel like we have to justify the order of a plate of nachos with a comment on how bad it is or how we’re going to run tomorrow or how we’ve been responsible all week. (The order may even trip the wire of a twenty minute conversation on workout tips and/or kale chips and how they’re really not so bad.) It’s worth noting, though, that even though it will take the one girl brave enough to order on everyone else’s cowardly behalf, the second that plate of potato skins hits the table, it’s getting swarmed upon like a plague of locusts, including by the girl who just got off a tirade about how much she’s really into yoga and eating clean these days. Let’s just own it, girls, we want those teriyaki chicken poppers, and no one is fooled into thinking we don’t. Those poppers are wonderful, and so is being alive. Let’s order the sampler. TC mark"
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7 Things Girls Talk About Over Drinks | Thought Catalog
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